Memes and whatnot

M1k3 · Sep 5, 2021

Share your best BoH/Restaurant memes and other related funny stuff.

M1k3 · Sep 5, 2021

GorillaGrunt · Sep 5, 2021

Two minutes!

do you mean 120 seconds or do you mean shut up and get off my back?

torbaci · Sep 6, 2021

Was watching Kill Bill, had a little chuckle when she said this.
i know that feel very well myself mam

btbyrd · Sep 6, 2021

See also: r/chefknifememes

spaceconvoy · Sep 6, 2021

BillHanna · Sep 6, 2021

GorillaGrunt said:
Two minutes!

do you mean 120 seconds or do you mean shut up and get off my back?

Shortly, soon, and “a while” were my answers. I refused to put a number on it

GorillaGrunt · Sep 6, 2021

Oh I make my guys give a time. "Working" is not a time, "plating" is not a time, etc. And I've got a huge LED stopwatch on the wall like something at NASA or NORAD so we can all calibrate our internal clocks

M1k3 · Sep 6, 2021

BillHanna said:
Shortly, soon, and “a while” were my answers. I refused to put a number on it

One of my coworkers keeps responding "15 minutes".

BillHanna · Sep 6, 2021

Their own version of hell. Just making the same dish over and over. Always fifteen minutes away from being done.

M1k3 · Sep 6, 2021

BillHanna said:
Their own version of hell. Just making the same dish over and over. Always fifteen minutes away from being done.

He gets them out in the correct amount of time. He's just started giving a ridiculous generic response time.

YumYumSauce · Sep 9, 2021

My work opened this summer and has a funky thus- weds work week. A bunch of us are off weds thus when the new schedule comes out. I usually send this in the group chat if nobody posts the schedule lol.

YumYumSauce · Sep 9, 2021

GorillaGrunt said:
Oh I make my guys give a time. "Working" is not a time, "plating" is not a time, etc. And I've got a huge LED stopwatch on the wall like something at NASA or NORAD so we can all calibrate our internal clocks

I usually call 30 secs when plating, and call working if I forgot something/in the weeds